I know this is late, but I just came across this and thought it would be perfect for a christmas post.
Ian & Santa.
Merry Christmas
- Pip
Ricky Lost His Hair
And so it has happened, after 3 years Ricky has finally cut his hair.
Why would Ricky cut his hair that he loved so much, well it all started about 2 months ago when Ricky got drunk and lost his iPhone. This one incident led Ricky to quit his job of 2 ½ years at Steak n Shake, as he said “I can’t work there without my phone!” Six weeks later Ricky found a job as a busser at a high-end restaurant. They told him to cut his hair.
In memory, here is a timeline of Ricky’s hair over the years.
2004 “The Buzz” 2005 “The Mullet” 2006 “The Mess”
2007 ” The Long” 2008 “The Mane” 2009 “The Buzz Pt 2″
Alcohol is a gift, it brings you joy and happiness, and makes boring things fun and interesting. If you choose to abuse it by drinking to excess, every now and then it will come back to bite you in the ass to pay for all the good times you’ve had, and who knows you may end up loosing your hair over it.
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The Orlando Film Festival
Last Friday Ian, Ricky, Ian’s roommate Rachel and I went to The Orlando Film Festival. It was pretty awesome even though I only watched one movie. I spent most of my time at the bar drinking free beer, which led me to get really drunk and videotape Ian……… a lot. This is usually what happens when I get drunk around one of our characters, I get in camera mode and I can’t stop videotaping them.
I only put up some of the footage because a lot of it is just me, videotaping Ian doing nothing.
Here’s Ian walking in the movie theater.
The next night Ricky and I brought Adam, my sister and her boyfriend Matt with us to the film festival. I didn’t really get any good footage that night, only one clip of Matt pinching Ricky’s nipple (which is my favorite clip from the weekend).
Our weekend at the film festival ended with my sister getting us all kicked out because she was bothering a cashier to give her a free salad. When the cashier said no to her demand she ordered him to get the manager. The head of security came out and was having none of her bullshit, so he kicked her out.
We had to leave 20 minutes later.
Here’s a clip of Ricky getting nipple pinched.
You can watch the rest of the footage from that night here: The Orlando Film Festival
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New Video Bad Ricky
Alright I didn’t post anything last week because I spent all my time working on this video. I have some new footage of Ian from this past weekend that I’ll put up later this week. And I’ll be working on putting up a proper footage page for the website, which I’ll hopefully finish by the end of this week.
Back to the video. I was trying to make an intro video of Ricky for the websites home page. I spent a day trying to put something together but in the end it looked like crap, so I scraped what I made and took a different approach.
The video is called Bad Ricky and it’s based off of the intro to the movie Bad Santa. I think the videos alright nothing fancy; Ricky thinks it’s one of the best videos I’ve ever made. Let me know what you think.
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New Video Run A Muck
Got bored then got high then ended up with this quicky!
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Daniel Henderson May 28th 1987 – October 6th 2009
Daniel was a member with us that we have put in many of our videos and songs and was very dear to our hearts and always had memorable moments all the time…im still angry he took his own life and i wanna go back and kidnap him and force him to live…but i cant..this whole website and our whole meaning of humor entertainment and creativity came from you buddy…reincarnate yourself.
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SAW VI
One of the reasons there was no footage from this past weekend, was partly because Ricky and I spent the whole of Saturday sitting on my couch watching Saw 1 through 5, getting ready for Saw 6 which came out last night.
Every year for the past 3 years Ricky and I have gone opening night to watch the new Saw movie. This year was no exception, even though I didn’t want to go because seriously how long can they drag this shit out, Jigsaw died 3 movies ago. Ricky wanted to go and I didn’t want to break tradition so we went.
I was shocked at how good this movie was. It was better than the last 2, and the story line was really good (and funny). If any of you like Saw you should definitely go and see this.
Anyway as part of tradition (I guess) Ricky makes a new Saw video starring Chris G as Jigsaw Gerard. This year he didn’t make a full Saw video mostly due to lack of new footage of Chris. But he did make a Saw video intro, which is really good. So what I did, and I know he won’t like this but I added his new Saw intro to the first Saw video he made back in 2006 “Oh yes there will be Daniel”.
Here it is enjoy.
Also all of the Saw videos Ricky has made will be put on the site as well as 9 other videos before the year ends.
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Ian Got Fired
Ian lost his job at Steak n Shake today. The reason: He didn’t shave and thus looked unpresentable.
Ian moved back to Orlando a month ago, he has no job and no money. His friend Rachel has been letting him crash on her couch for the past 3 weeks and has been paying for his food, water and beer.
If anyone has ANY work for Ian please contact him at 251-375-4523.
Edit – Somehow Ian managed to get a new job 6 days after he got fired.
Congratulations Ian.
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Sunday Morning
I’m lying on my bed. I feel like shit, my stomach hurts. I’m tired. I want to sleep. Theirs a ringing in my left ear, it’s been there for 2 days. Sound is muffled; it sounds like theirs a cotton ball in my ear. Kurt slapped the side of my face so hard, I have hearing damage. He asked me to slap him. So I did. He thought I hit him too hard, he was probably right. He had to hit me back, on the side of my face, on my left ear. My ear is still ringing.
It’s 2pm I’m lying on my bed and Kurt’s on the side of my house, taking a shit in a cup. After he’s done shitting in the cup, he pisses in it, mixes it around and then pours it on my sisters boyfriends car door.
I get the call minutes later.
“Hello” I mumble.
“Dude go outside and look at Matt’s (sisters boyfriend) car.” Kurt tells me.
“Where are you?”
“I left, go look at his car.”
I crawl out of my bed; walk outside and up to his car. It looks like melted chocolate.
“Dude what is that.”
“Hahaha it’s my shit.”
“How did you get your shit on his car?”
“I shit and pissed in a cup, mixed it around and then poured it on his car.”
“Dude you left the cup on my front yard.”
“Yeah I know.”
“Why did you shit on his car?”
“Because he was fucking around in my car, while I was driving and I told him not to.”
I go back inside and lye down on my bed.
I have to go to work in an hour.
I made sure to take a picture, before it got washed off.
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Shit Faced With Maria
I got some pretty good footage from Friday night. I was hanging out with Kurt, Ricky, Ian, Adam, my sister and here friend Maria. We drank on my back porch for a couple hours and then went to Maria’s friend Chelsea’s house, where we drank for the rest of the night. Thank you Maria for getting us 2 bottles of Captain Morgan FOR FREE!
Now let me tell you about Maria, simply put she’s crazy. Well Adam saw this and simply told her “you’re a mess”. She didn’t like this too much and so she shouted, screamed, and made fun of him for the rest of the night. I have some good footage of her doing this. She did this so much that Adam ended up leaving Chelsea’s without saying good-bye, and hasn’t talked to us since. I don’t remember much of what was said, but the footage is pretty funny.
Here’s a clip of Kurt, Ricky, Ian, Maria and me at Waffle House later that night.
Since the footage isn’t of anyone in particular, I’ve put it under 2009 Shit Faced With Maria. If you don’t want to watch all the footage just check out: Asshole Is For Shit Ricky Hiccups You Are A Goddess and Maria Singing To Adam.
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